Things to do with toilet paper:
- impromptu bandage when you need a quick sympathy vote
- TP a parking meter to save quarters
- stuff bra (yes, this still works!)
- super cheap mummy costume for Halloween
- wraps nicely into a turban for exotic Middle Eastern look
- tie between two chairs as a finish-line tape for victory lap
- makes killers spit wads
- desktop pillow for sleeping on the job (and absorbs droll while you snooze)
- play pass-the-roll at swinger parties
- easy-to-grip spyglass (hold two and you've got binoculars!)
- tape to steering wheel and dashboard (millions of tiny airbags)
- sanitary in-flight headrest
- string a roll through your belt and sell by the square at concerts and ball games
hope you are having a good week!
