Things to do with...CONDOMS!
- have safe sex
- blow up, knot, and use as a pillow, headrest, or lumbar support
- snakebite tourniquet
- tampon disposal bag
- ponytail holder or headband
- change purse when you're wearing a bikini
- Grifter's tool ("i found this used condom in my sheets and i refuse to pay for this room." add a little mayo to the deal)
- fill with crushed ice and use as a cold pack
- refill container for liquid soap, ketchup, and other roadside freebies
- inflate a bunch; twist into balloon animals to sell to small children
- high-speed water balloon fights
